Her Tip is Depleting at Rapid Pace...

Everytime I go out to eat at a restaurant, I get horrible service. Now, sometimes I toss around the words "never", "every" and "always" a little too much to spice up my stories, but I promise you that in this context- everytime is completely accurate. Now the service I receive isn't just a little delay or food mix-ups (totally excusable), it's more like- me and my dining partner sit there for 20 minutes before being offered a menu and some water, and then its still another 45 mins until I actually see food on the table... when I've ordered only a salad.

I have the upmost respect for servers, and I tip 20% on the rare occassion I get great service (thinking.... thinking.... can't remember the last time), and heck- I even tip 15% when it's mostly bad service too, but- I don't think I should be the target for bad service here. It can't be that difficult. I mean really, 20 minutes to get me a glass of water which you likely filled up with a hose, and then hand me a menu. Puh-lease.

So... there's this website I recently discovered, Passive Aggressive Notes, and I found this little jewel of an entry. hehehehehe... so evil, and yet so funny.

Who knows? Maybe I'll finally snap one of these days...