And this one time, I got sick [again]

You know you must be really sick when...

a) Your boyfriend refuses to talk on the phone any longer with you because you sound like you are dying and he can't take you seriously.

b) Your Mom politely asks you to stay in your room because she "really doesn't want to get your germs".

c) You're pretty sure your constant coughing could pass for a Great Dane barking.

D) You smell like a strange combination of Vick's Vapor Rub, Dayquil/Nightquil/, and Honey tea.

Awesome.