"The Situation"

I have an addiction... to trashy reality television. I can't help it. I try so hard to avoid these shows, and then I get sucked in with the all-day marathons and then the next thing you know I'm talking about guidos and guidettes. gah!

BUT this, this, is GENIUS. AMAZING. HYSTERICAL. [insert additional unnecessary adjectives here]

And if you haven't seen an episode of the Jersey Shore, you really should. And I'm putting a big emphasis on the "really should".